Dog Breath and Antics

triforcepmde:

perfectly-legal:

Right, here’s a few tips to get you started

1) Never compliment a woman, compliments show that you’re weak and can be easily manipulated, this is a real turn off. What you should do is go in, make some comment about how you’ve done worse, already confirming that you’re in your prime and a true man, making sure you follow up with a sarcastic comment about one of their features. This almost guarantees to get you what you want

2) Dont spend shitloads buying them gifts, they should be grateful that they have you and dont need any more of those shitty trinkets. If they keep whining, just sell something else they own to get it, family jewelery usually works best

3) Women love smart men and sarcasm is the best way to show how smart you are. Whenever she asks you a question, make sure you give at least 2-3 sarcastic replies before finally telling her the real one. That should remind her how mentally superior you are and bolster your relationship

4) Women should never be confined to the kitchen. How are they meant to clean the rest of the house, car and garden if they cant even get to them? or how will they refill your food/booze stocks without being able to leave the house? Give her the freedom she needs to do her job

5) Demand sex 24/7. This is to help prove that you’re the dominant male and need to be kept sexually active to complete with the other males. If she doesnt comply, simply cut off her communication lines with friends and family, she’ll learn fast

Hope this helps!